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Butter & Onions

April 5, 2011 by Elaine

The sun streams through my west facing bedroom window, bright and blinding. I can sense it through my still closed eyelids and rebel at the thought of opening even one of them. I wish I could get up without moving. I feel my full bladder. The thought of placing my cold toes on the warm…

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Filed Under: Holidays, Memories, TRDC, writing

I’m Perfect Because…

March 31, 2011 by Elaine

I found some dust on my new granite counter tops after the cleaning lady left the other day. I was so upset. What do I pay that woman for? To leave dust? I think not. And then the landscaper forgot to even up one of the hedges out front. I wanted to scream. Some may…

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Filed Under: fiction, TRDC, writing

In the Middle of the Night

March 31, 2011 by Elaine

I could hear his footsteps and his breath as he entered our room. His little boys socks, scooting, “swish, swish” as he approached my side of the bed. I blearily looked at the bright red digital numbers on the opposite night table They screamed “2:34!!!!” at me.  If I had still been up and awake…

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Filed Under: Little G, Parenting, writing

Missing School

March 29, 2011 by Elaine

It was a school night and as the warm water rushed out of the shiny faucet, I climbed into the tub for my bath. I saw the bright pink bottle of bubble bath with that silly bubble guy smiling back at me. I grabbed it and started to unscrew the cap when my Mom walked…

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Filed Under: childhood, Memories, the past, TRDC, writing

And With Her She Brought Forgiveness

March 22, 2011 by Elaine

The room was cold and bright.  I was shaking just as I did the last time. I was more aware of what was going to happen, which was both a good and bad thing. Would they have to give me oxygen again?  Would the nausea kick in? I told myself to breathe long, deep breaths…

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Filed Under: babies, Elaine, Emotional, Life, Memories, TRDC, writing

Break Up

March 18, 2011 by Elaine

He sat on the weathered bench at the picnic table under a huge and familiar oak tree. We were at a park that I had loved to play at as a child, with its hills and enormous jungle gym. I sat next to him, so elated to be back from my first year of college…

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Filed Under: Memories, the past, TRDC, writing

Picked For Pie

March 15, 2011 by Elaine

My grandma gathered the dewberries in her stained apron and tasted a few to see how sweet they were. I went to wipe the sweat off of my forehead but my hands were full. My mom set the old metal bucket between us, in the lush weeds. I dropped in my bounty. We picked until…

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Filed Under: Family, Memories, TRDC, writing

Weeds

March 11, 2011 by Elaine

“Mommy, why are you taking a picture of those weeds?” he hollered at me as he zoomed by on his bike, doing laps in the driveway, round and round. The sky was overcast but the temperature was perfect outside. Spring was definitely in the air. I turned around, noticing he was due for a haircut…

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Filed Under: Photography, TRDC, writing

The Day We Met

March 8, 2011 by Elaine

Imagine you are meeting someone for the first time. You want to tell them about yourself.Instead of reciting a laundry list of what you do or where you’re from, please give us a scene from your life that best illustrates your true self. I threw myself into the room, announcing I was there and the…

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Filed Under: Love, the past, Tim, TRDC, writing

On Writing……

March 7, 2011 by Elaine

I used to write a lot in high school.  Poems mostly and a few short stories here and there.  I always liked writing, even papers about books that we had to read in school.  I never won (or even entered I don’t think…) any writing contests but I do remember one poem I wrote that…

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Filed Under: Blissdom, blogging, Friends, TRDC, writing

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Hi! I'm Elaine, a transplanted Texan who has spent almost 16 years living in Cajun country. I am re-married to Brandon and we have five "kids" together, ages 21, 18, 17, 16 and 15 and crazy but cute dog, Charlie. I am also an office manager, occasional writer, prayer, and lover of life! Find me on Instagram (misselaine0375) and contact me at misselaineous0375 (at) gmail (dot) com.

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