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Tempting

May 3, 2011 by Elaine

I can hear it from the other room, I swear it is calling my name. The little, white angel on my left shoulder whispering too, simply saying “no….” The tiny red guy with horns saying in my right ear, “go for it.” My mind, terribly conflicted as the t.v. talks in the background too. So…

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Filed Under: TRDC, writing

Two Sides of the Line

April 29, 2011 by Elaine

Recently we were at a function where there were several kids and a bounce house.  The B Man and a girl about his age (but a little bigger in stature) were playing inside the bounce house and she was getting a little rough.  They were playing “swords” (they were invisible) and at one point she…

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Filed Under: Emotional, Motherhood, The B Man, TRDC

They were supposed to be yellow…

April 19, 2011 by Elaine

I trudged into the building, my tired body struggling, my eyes still burning and bloodshot from hours of crying. My boss wanted to know what was wrong so I told him. As was his way, he shrugged it off and told me there were other fish in the sea or some crap like that. But…

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Filed Under: Love, Memories, the past, Tim, TRDC

The Phone Call

April 15, 2011 by Elaine

This post is my attempt at fiction, written for the following prompt from The Red Dress Club…“In the middle of the night, you (“you” being the character in my story) get an urgent call from a friend you haven’t talked to in years. Something terrible has happened. What is it and why is he/she calling…

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Filed Under: fiction, TRDC, writing

The Sprinkler Out Back

April 12, 2011 by Elaine

“Mom, can I put on my swimsuit and go run in the sprinkler?” “Sure, I need to water the front anyway.” Doesn’t she need to water the back? Certainly it needs it more. “I wanna go out back though.” “I just watered back there yesterday honey.” Well never mind then. I’m not going out front…

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Filed Under: childhood, the past, TRDC, writing

Butter & Onions

April 5, 2011 by Elaine

The sun streams through my west facing bedroom window, bright and blinding. I can sense it through my still closed eyelids and rebel at the thought of opening even one of them. I wish I could get up without moving. I feel my full bladder. The thought of placing my cold toes on the warm…

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Filed Under: Holidays, Memories, TRDC, writing

I’m Perfect Because…

March 31, 2011 by Elaine

I found some dust on my new granite counter tops after the cleaning lady left the other day. I was so upset. What do I pay that woman for? To leave dust? I think not. And then the landscaper forgot to even up one of the hedges out front. I wanted to scream. Some may…

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Filed Under: fiction, TRDC, writing

Missing School

March 29, 2011 by Elaine

It was a school night and as the warm water rushed out of the shiny faucet, I climbed into the tub for my bath. I saw the bright pink bottle of bubble bath with that silly bubble guy smiling back at me. I grabbed it and started to unscrew the cap when my Mom walked…

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Filed Under: childhood, Memories, the past, TRDC, writing

And With Her She Brought Forgiveness

March 22, 2011 by Elaine

The room was cold and bright.  I was shaking just as I did the last time. I was more aware of what was going to happen, which was both a good and bad thing. Would they have to give me oxygen again?  Would the nausea kick in? I told myself to breathe long, deep breaths…

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Filed Under: babies, Elaine, Emotional, Life, Memories, TRDC, writing

Break Up

March 18, 2011 by Elaine

He sat on the weathered bench at the picnic table under a huge and familiar oak tree. We were at a park that I had loved to play at as a child, with its hills and enormous jungle gym. I sat next to him, so elated to be back from my first year of college…

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Filed Under: Memories, the past, TRDC, writing

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Hi! I'm Elaine, a transplanted Texan who has spent almost 15 years living in Cajun country. I am re-married to Brandon and we have five kids: together, ages 19, 16, 16, 14 and 14 and crazy but lovely dog, Charlie. I am also an office manager, occasional writer, prayer, and lover of life! Find me on Instagram (misselaine0375) and contact me at misselaineous0375 (at) gmail (dot) com.

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